Albóndigas de Bacalao (Spanish Salt Cod Balls)
"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it f*s you, huh?” -Retired radiologist Sam Halpern on his son Justin's famous Twitter account "Shit My Dad Says"
View ArticleLettuce Wraps with Wild Shrimp, Mango, & Vanilla Bean Salad
"Once, in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp." -Tina Fey as the lovable Liz Lemon, lover of...
View ArticleAromatic Moroccan-Style Lamb Meatballs
"All these years I've been petting lambs when I should have been shoving them in my mouth." -Noted Scientologist, stock car enthusiast, and voice actress Nancy Cartwright as her most famous character,...
View ArticleFeta & Roasted Red Pepper Spread with Olive Oil, Fresh Parsley, & Black Salt
"It's not everyone that can say that he has had cholera three times, and cured himself by living on red pepper and brandy." -Arthur Conan Doyle, Scottish doctor, writer, and creator of fictional...
View ArticleBabaganouj (Lebanese Eggplant Purée)
"Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant." -Colombian author Gabriel García Márquez in his celebrated examination of the complexities involved in matters of the heart,...
View ArticleParmigiano Reggiano, Black Pepper, & Buttermilk Biscotti
"No, I do not want a biscotti with that." "God! How can you stand these assholes?" "Some people are OK, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody." -Thora Birch's Enid and Scarlett Johansson's...
View ArticleSticky, Sweet, & Spicy Asian-Style Chicken Wings
"Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me." -American Depression-era folk legend Woody Guthrie
View ArticleFalafel
"Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of babaganouj, and a seltzer, please?" -90's indie darling Parker Posey in Daisy Von Scherler Mayer's 1995 nightlife comedy Party Girl
View ArticleHerbed Zucchini-Feta Fritters
“Anyway — because we are readers, we don’t have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next — and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with...
View ArticleOhitashi (Japanese-Style Spinach Parcels)
"Never eat spinach just before going on the air." -Long-time American journalist and CBS News anchor Dan Rather
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